Help Wanted Immediately:
Tottenham Hotspur is looking for a person to take over day-to-day player management of a struggling north London football club who plays in the Premier League.
This is probably a temporary position that requires patience, low expectations and can deal with a “revolving door” type management style from the club’s executive front office.
Your results will immediately be compared to your much superior neighbors playing at Emirates Stadium, who by the way, will not like you very much either.
Also, if you are looking to make London your permanent home, do not apply. Renting a hotel room or staying in a youth hostel is recommended.
Also, you will have several prima donna players to contend with who will ultimately decide your fate.
This job is not for the faint of heart.
If interested, you’d better hurry.
Winners need not apply.
One of my all-time Arsenal players, Olivier Giroud, returns to Emirates Stadium on Tuesday. This time as a player for the competition, Lille. Giroud scored 105 goals in 253 appearances for the Gunners.
Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard on Man City’s punishment. “In terms of how I feel, I potentially could be affected if you like, I wouldn’t want individual players to give stuff back, that wouldn’t be right. But the club, they have to be stripped.”
I hope Ted Lasso is not reading this. I think spurs would be better off if they signed Tommy…. The deaf, dumb and blind kid.