Help Wanted Immediately:
Tottenham Hotspur is looking for a person to take over day-to-day player management of a struggling north London football club who plays in the Premier League.
This is probably a temporary position that requires patience, low expectations and can deal with a “revolving door” type management style from the club’s executive front office.
Your results will immediately be compared to your much superior neighbors playing at Emirates Stadium, who by the way, will not like you very much either.
Also, if you are looking to make London your permanent home, do not apply. Renting a hotel room or staying in a youth hostel is recommended.
Also, you will have several prima donna players to contend with who will ultimately decide your fate.
This job is not for the faint of heart.
If interested, you’d better hurry.
Winners need not apply.










Mikel Arteta said on Friday Bukayo Saka, Riccardo Calafiori and Jurrien Timber are all in contention to be in the squad for Saturday’s match.
According to Graeme Bailey of TEAMtalk, Arsenal has intensified their interest in Athletic Bilbao star Nico Williams as a top summer priority.
Fabrizio Romano is reporting Calum McFarlane will be the Chelsea interim manager until the end of this season.
Arsenal Women have confirmed Manu Zinsberger will leave the club at the end of this season. The Austrian goalkeeper has totaled 51 cleans sheets in 143 appearances for the Gunners.



Stat of the Day: David Rays has made 53 saves and had 15 cleans sheets in 33 appearances this season for Arsenal.
American movie star Anne Hathaway on the Gunners title chances, “They better. I believe in Arsenal.”
Gabriel Magalhaes, “We need to be strong on Sunday, We are at this club to play these kind of games.”

Ten Premier League managers have been sacked this season, including three at Nottingham Forest, and two each at Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur.






I hope Ted Lasso is not reading this. I think spurs would be better off if they signed Tommy…. The deaf, dumb and blind kid.